Free Books! from Mad Cow Press

Free Books! from Mad Cow Press and Jim LeMay     11/18/18


 From November 18 (today) through December 2, 2018, Prolific Works is giving away my short story “A Princess of Bars: A John Carter of Mars Parody,” for free. You can get it by clicking here.

What if Captain John Carter, for the sake of self-aggrandizement, lied to Mr. Edgar Rice Burroughs about his trips to Barsoom? What if Dejah, instead of descending from a lineage of “ten thousand jeddaks” (emperors) as Carter claimed, had begun life as an orphaned street urchin? And what if she preferred a giant, four-armed green man to him? Maybe the Martians looked upon Jack Carter with less favor than he claimed, some indeed with open contempt. Read Dejah’s assessment of Captain Carter in this action-packed short story, “A Princess of Bars.”

 And you still have time to get a free copy of “Jack in the Warren.” Prolific Works is making it available free through December 25, 2018. You can get free it here.

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In the decadent city of Nelefer the little orphan boy Jack dwells in the notorious slum called The Warren. He will grow up to become the myster-ious thief and trickster called the Shadow who lives by his wits and by deftly straddling the law. This tale takes place early in his childhood.

The tale is taken from my novel Shadow Jack but stands on its own as a short story.

But Wait! There’s More!



 “Have Jetpack – Will Travel,” a short story by Chuck Anderson and Jim LeMay, is available for free on Book Funnel. Download it for free here. But hurry; the offer only lasts 4 more days!

Jet along with Daring Dorian Pace. He pursues Nazi spies in a thrilling chase across pre-World War II San Francisco. His friend and mentor, Roland “Shotgun” Knight, has tasked him with rescuing a prisoner from Alcatraz, a German citizen mistakenly incarcerated. But all is not as it seems. The prisoner, Noah Weinreich, and his beautiful sister Constanze are actually Nazi spies. Dorian chases Weinreich through the streets of San Francisco and into the skies. There he finds Constanze, adroitly maneuvering her own jetpack, waiting to kill him.

Thank you,    ~ Jim LeMay and Mad Cow Press

A Little Vagabond – Our New Fiction Magazine – Coming November 24th

Welcome to Vagabond. Jim and I are going to give you the very best speculative fiction magazine on the market. We promise to find the very best writers in the business to write the very best stories to entertain the pants off of you. Okay, that’s the promise.

Now here’s probably what happened, but be warned I’m a fiction writer so I might take some liberties. I will try to cut the boring bits and embellish the exciting moments of the founding of our exciting new zine. Also, I seem to remember it as a play. I’m not normally a playwright, and I don’t think this production will ever be produced on Broadway, but hey, stranger things have happened. I don’t know, maybe the founding of Vagabond will become a television show on some obscure cable television network.

Setting: In a brew-pub located in the suburbs of Denver, Colorado.

Time: It’s the early 21st century. Two friends sit across from each other waiting for their beers to arrive.

Chuck (early 50s…retired teacher…now he’s a leaf in the wind): Jim, we should start a magazine (I told you this was exciting). What do you think?

Jim (distinguished older gentleman…former civil engineer…now a rogue and a man about town): Where is our beer? All I wanted was a porter. The bartender did say they had a British porter, but I wasn’t expecting him to fly to London to find it.

Chuck: Jim, you’re not listening. We know so many talented writers. I think we can produce one of the best science fiction magazines out there. We can really make something special. What issues do you think we should start with? Maybe we could have a space opera? Or maybe a dinosaur issue.

Jim: Our last anthology was dinosaurs. Don’t you remember? It was Jurassic Park on steroids. Maybe we could do something else? I like the end of the world idea, and if I don’t get my beer soon, I think my world is going to end. (He looks around.) Oh, I see the problem. The bartender is flirting with the waitress.

Chuck: He sure is…he’s forgotten about us. She’s cute. I can see why he’s distracted.

Jim: My beer is only a dream. 

Chuck: Wouldn’t you say it’s a…‘Fairytale?’ That’s what the first edition of Vagabond will be, a fairytale edition. But what should we do for the second edition?

Jim: There’s a beer apocalypse going on in here. Why did we pick this place?

Chuck: I think that will be our second edition. An apocalypse edition. Good thinking.

Jim: Sure, Chuck. That sounds great, but maybe next time we could meet someplace else.VAGABOND 001

Mad Cow Press

Mad Cow Press is a small press located in Aurora, Colorado. Chuck Anderson is the publisher and Jim LeMay is our Senior Editor. You can email Chuck at and Jim at If you think your manuscript is right for us please contact Chuck.

Charles Eugene ‘Chuck’ Anderson is an art student, publisher, and a writer. He lives in Colorado, and he has a weakness for muscle cars. 

Jim ‘Thunder Lizard’ LeMay is originally from Missouri, the land of Mark Twain, Yogi Berra, Walter Cronkite, Edwin Hubble, Robert A. Heinlein and many other worthies but he has lived in many other places. He has engaged in many of his characters vocations and avocations – homebrewer, bartender, waiter, land surveyor, civil engineer, land developer – and in some they have not: author, copywriter, commercial artist and others best forgotten. Jim now calls the Denver metropolitan area home. You can contact him at or check out his blog at


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